fashion questions
Papa Saviour
P HH HH
to visit and after on his way out.
HH: So, I'm off again.
P: You have to but it was still moving.
HH: What? Why?
P: Well, the jeans!
HH: What about the jeans?
P: That's ...
HH: Too far? Too long? What?
P: ... gray!
HH: Yes.
P: did you know?
HH: Well, I have to yes.
P: But how do you draw them because of it?
HH: Because ... it is new and comfortable and I today wanted to put on?
P: is new?
HH: Yes ...?
P: I see.
HH: What, oh-so?
P: Then will the be the case.
HH: How so?
P: Well, so ... gray. Usually the blue yet.
HH: That's a black jeans. With Washed and such.
P: Aaah. Black jeans. Well, I do not know me with Modern and such.
HH (uncertain): Maybe I'll pull you prefer other ne ...
P: No, no, let, if you know first that should be so ...
HH: Uh ...
P: Determines right, how you do it.
HH: Hmph.
P: No, you may ask me not there.
HH: Did I actually can not. You started it by itself.
P: Yes, no, all is well. Black jeans. Lit me. All right. Super pants.
HH: All right.
P: Good.
HH: Then I'll go even now.
P: Yes. And tell me, below the collar, is it not too long? As you stumble yet.
HH: Papa!
P: No, will be correct.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Cartman Joina Nambla Song
Maria
HH
cleaning lady Maria M
HH (hobbles down the stairs)
M (coming from the apartment next door): Hello! Mrs Saviour!
HH: Yes, hello, I have to ...
M: I come today to two!
HH: ... to the doctor. Yes. Awesome, right!
M: The doctor?
HH: Yes, yes you see ...
M: Aaah, the old woman I always had to help, also for Doctor.
HH: Hmm.
M: Then they came to the hospital.
HH: Oh.
M: I do not know if it comes out there again.
HH (swallows)
M: Maybe she's dead!
HH (pales)
M: So, have fun at the doctor!
HH (gasps)
HH
cleaning lady Maria M
HH (hobbles down the stairs)
M (coming from the apartment next door): Hello! Mrs Saviour!
HH: Yes, hello, I have to ...
M: I come today to two!
HH: ... to the doctor. Yes. Awesome, right!
M: The doctor?
HH: Yes, yes you see ...
M: Aaah, the old woman I always had to help, also for Doctor.
HH: Hmm.
M: Then they came to the hospital.
HH: Oh.
M: I do not know if it comes out there again.
HH (swallows)
M: Maybe she's dead!
HH (pales)
M: So, have fun at the doctor!
HH (gasps)
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
How To Clean Shoe Polish Off Car Windows
parquet
The bell rings at HH at the door.
intercom.
Männl. M
voice HH
HH: Yes?
M: Hi!
HH: Uh ... hello?
M: I'd be there now.
HH: And who are you?
M: What, me? Well, Buttercup!
HH: What ... I can do for you?
M: Let me clean.
HH: Why?
M: Well I want to at least see the floor.
HH: The floor?
M: The parquet floor!
HH: I did but wooden planks.
M: Nope.
HH: Yes. I stand straight on the ground, and that's no floor.
M: But we do have an appointment!
HH: My name is Savior. Are you sure that you do to me?
M: I NEN appointment with the house number XY. And this is but the house number XY?
HH: Yes. But with me you have an appointment, and in this house all have parquet flooring and no.
M: Hm Dingensstraße XY?
HH: I see. No. This is the Dingenskirchensstraße XY.
M: Not the Dingensstraße?
HH: Yes. The Dingensstraße is further down.
M: Oh. I thought that is the Dingensstraße.
HH: Is not.
M: And as I come now to the Dingensstraße?
HH: How did you come here for?
M: Well, with the car.
HH: Then I suggest that you take back the car.
M: But ...
HH (annoyed to submit)
The bell rings at HH at the door.
intercom.
Männl. M
voice HH
HH: Yes?
M: Hi!
HH: Uh ... hello?
M: I'd be there now.
HH: And who are you?
M: What, me? Well, Buttercup!
HH: What ... I can do for you?
M: Let me clean.
HH: Why?
M: Well I want to at least see the floor.
HH: The floor?
M: The parquet floor!
HH: I did but wooden planks.
M: Nope.
HH: Yes. I stand straight on the ground, and that's no floor.
M: But we do have an appointment!
HH: My name is Savior. Are you sure that you do to me?
M: I NEN appointment with the house number XY. And this is but the house number XY?
HH: Yes. But with me you have an appointment, and in this house all have parquet flooring and no.
M: Hm Dingensstraße XY?
HH: I see. No. This is the Dingenskirchensstraße XY.
M: Not the Dingensstraße?
HH: Yes. The Dingensstraße is further down.
M: Oh. I thought that is the Dingensstraße.
HH: Is not.
M: And as I come now to the Dingensstraße?
HH: How did you come here for?
M: Well, with the car.
HH: Then I suggest that you take back the car.
M: But ...
HH (annoyed to submit)
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Dental Office Recall Letter
Sensational
saleswoman V
HH HH: I am looking really just normal black tights.
V: Have you seen here?
HH: They're, uh, black and white.
V: Sen-sa-tio-nell. Grasp at times.
HH: All right. Yes. And ordinary ...
V: Here are our socks, you see? New winter socks. Brown, purple, blue, red and orange. I find so sensational. So very, very sensational.
HH: Very pretty, yes ...
V: Or socks? Sensational, the pattern, check here.
HH: But I wanted to ...
V: Sensational!
HH: ... black tights.
V: here are sensational. With Merino wool.
HH: But the normal black cotton ...
V: They're not warm enough. Take here.
HH: But ...
V: And have you seen? They fit sooo well with your hair. Sensational, this color, right?
HH: Black ...
V: Green You may also good for you. Do you want to ...
HH: No, no ...
V: Right, that's not so sensational. But those with cable pattern here? Sensational!
HH: normal! Black! Tights! Nothing else! Please! Quite spectacular. Not at all sensational. Not at all. Okay?
V (annoyed): If you think ... but I would not ...
HH: Yes. Yes. Please.
saleswoman V
HH HH: I am looking really just normal black tights.
V: Have you seen here?
HH: They're, uh, black and white.
V: Sen-sa-tio-nell. Grasp at times.
HH: All right. Yes. And ordinary ...
V: Here are our socks, you see? New winter socks. Brown, purple, blue, red and orange. I find so sensational. So very, very sensational.
HH: Very pretty, yes ...
V: Or socks? Sensational, the pattern, check here.
HH: But I wanted to ...
V: Sensational!
HH: ... black tights.
V: here are sensational. With Merino wool.
HH: But the normal black cotton ...
V: They're not warm enough. Take here.
HH: But ...
V: And have you seen? They fit sooo well with your hair. Sensational, this color, right?
HH: Black ...
V: Green You may also good for you. Do you want to ...
HH: No, no ...
V: Right, that's not so sensational. But those with cable pattern here? Sensational!
HH: normal! Black! Tights! Nothing else! Please! Quite spectacular. Not at all sensational. Not at all. Okay?
V (annoyed): If you think ... but I would not ...
HH: Yes. Yes. Please.
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