reorganization
Maid Maria (has her reading glasses not included)
HH HH: Uh, wait, you did not want to just clean the bathroom?
M: Yes, yes, the bathroom!
HH: With Ceranfeldreiniger and wool detergent?
M (see the bottles to be specific): Oh. Who were wrong! (Runs to the kitchen)
HH (chases)
M (rips open the cupboard under the sink): here and here! As always stood bathroom cleaners and vinegar cleaner! And where ever is ATA? (Sticks his head in the closet) Here is all different!
HH: Yes. I have ordered in your absence, the cleaning agent. Thematically. On the application.
M: That is wrong!
HH: No, it is now clearer. And do you see? If they are so neat, is much more space in the closet. We should have made earlier. I would not have bought later permanently vinegar cleaner, because you have not found the bottle and claims to have, I would have no more. (Pointing to a year's supply vinegar cleaner)
M: But ... now I find nothing more! (Suspicious) Has anyone dressed up when I was on vacation?
HH: Of course.
M (horrified): Who!
HH: I.
M (suspicious): Or have you got someone?
HH: I was cleaning and I've sorted the closet since. I've also ordered their rags. That was a mess.
M: The filter cloth!
HH: And replaced. New purchased.
M: They look completely different!
HH: Yes, of others. But in principle the same.
M: But I'm always the others! And I always put the bottles down the same!
HH: But now everything is much clearer.
M: But now I find nothing more!
HH: But that system has now!
M: But I understand the system!
HH: But it's easy!
M: But I had my own system!
HH: But this is much more efficient!
M: But ...
HH (distracted): You may take what is double. Okay? For this is now all sorted so as it is.
M (thinking about): Mh
HH: I've almost everything twice and three times because you have found anything and thought it was empty!
M: Even Ata?
HH: I'm concerned also Ata. I will anyway, that you take continuously Ata.
M: At home I use for everything Ata.
HH: But not here, because we were still united.
M: Good. I take Ata and everything else. Where's a bag?
HH: But then everything will remain as it is now?
M: Let's see.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Gaycruise Spots In Portland Or
reservation
HH (will going out for dinner)
operation B (it was very loud in the background)
HH: Good day, I would like a table for tonight . Book Do you have something free?
B (shouting): We are open from half past seven!
HH: Oh, I can not allocate at all?
B (shouting): You want a reservation?
HH (shouting now): Yes! Two!
B (yells): Three?
HH (yells): Two. One, two. Myself and whoever.
B (yells): When?
HH (yells): half nine! H albneun!
B (shouting): And where?
HH (shouting): How, where?
B (yells): Front Rear center?
HH (yells): I would like a quiet table!
B (yells): What?
HH (yells): A r uhigen table, where one does not need to shout so!
B (yells): At the sushi bar?
HH (yells): T a way!
B (shouting): You want to eat fish?
HH (shouting): Yes! Sushi! But at the table!
B (yells): Name?
HH (roaring) Savior.
B (roaring) spelling?
HH (yells): Ha, e, i, el, a, de, de.
B (yells): Ha, a, i, n, a, n, i.
HH (shouting): No, Saviour!
B (shouting): Oh! Well, Mrs. Meier. Then three people at the sushi bar at nine! (Hangs up)
HH (will going out for dinner)
operation B (it was very loud in the background)
HH: Good day, I would like a table for tonight . Book Do you have something free?
B (shouting): We are open from half past seven!
HH: Oh, I can not allocate at all?
B (shouting): You want a reservation?
HH (shouting now): Yes! Two!
B (yells): Three?
HH (yells): Two. One, two. Myself and whoever.
B (yells): When?
HH (yells): half nine! H albneun!
B (shouting): And where?
HH (shouting): How, where?
B (yells): Front Rear center?
HH (yells): I would like a quiet table!
B (yells): What?
HH (yells): A r uhigen table, where one does not need to shout so!
B (yells): At the sushi bar?
HH (yells): T a way!
B (shouting): You want to eat fish?
HH (shouting): Yes! Sushi! But at the table!
B (yells): Name?
HH (roaring) Savior.
B (roaring) spelling?
HH (yells): Ha, e, i, el, a, de, de.
B (yells): Ha, a, i, n, a, n, i.
HH (shouting): No, Saviour!
B (shouting): Oh! Well, Mrs. Meier. Then three people at the sushi bar at nine! (Hangs up)
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Cartman Joins Nambla French Song Ending
porter
On the phone
HH (who must be urgently do speak, but eventually no longer wen)
porter P has (selects a lot of time)
HH () P
mumbles (): Hmfgnmnpgdntag?
HH: Uh, I'm here at the company X?
P: Yes, exactly. Since you are quite right. I am the gatekeeper.
HH: Super. I would have to say Mr. Y, you could put me through?
P: Who?
HH: The Lord Y. Works for you.
P: Oh. I do not know at all.
HH: I know that he works with you.
P: And where?
HH: Well, somewhere in the building where you sit?
P: I am the gatekeeper!
HH: Prima. Yes. But the Lord Y ... Have you no telephone directory?
P: Because I can look up times. What is the name of the Lord?
HH: Y.
P: Hmmm ... Ah, there! (Says a different name)
HH: No! Y!
P: Hmmm ... Y! Since I got him. And you are?
HH: The woman savior.
P: Mrs Saviour. I put them through it.
HH: Yes, thank you, bye.
P: Tschühüß Mrs Saviour!
HH: Yeah thanks.
(Dingeldingeldingel)
P: Hello Ms. Savior?
HH: Mr. Y?
P: No, it's me, the doorman!
HH: The Lord of Y is not there?
P: No, Mrs Saviour.
HH: Then ... Just try it once with his colleagues? Someone has even represented him.
P: who supposed to represent?
HH: That I do not know yet. They work there yet.
P: I am the gatekeeper!
HH: Well, the boss called Z.
P: I do not know.
HH: This is the newsroom culture.
P: Culture! Yes, I've heard before.
HH: Put me through?
P: culture, Heiland woman that I can do.
HH: Prima. Thank you.
P: Well then, Mrs Saviour. Culture, yes?
HH: Jaha. Thank you.
P: Goodbye, Mrs Saviour!
HH: Bye!
(Dingeldingeldingel)
P: Mrs Saviour?
HH (hangs up)
On the phone
HH (who must be urgently do speak, but eventually no longer wen)
porter P has (selects a lot of time)
HH () P
mumbles (): Hmfgnmnpgdntag?
HH: Uh, I'm here at the company X?
P: Yes, exactly. Since you are quite right. I am the gatekeeper.
HH: Super. I would have to say Mr. Y, you could put me through?
P: Who?
HH: The Lord Y. Works for you.
P: Oh. I do not know at all.
HH: I know that he works with you.
P: And where?
HH: Well, somewhere in the building where you sit?
P: I am the gatekeeper!
HH: Prima. Yes. But the Lord Y ... Have you no telephone directory?
P: Because I can look up times. What is the name of the Lord?
HH: Y.
P: Hmmm ... Ah, there! (Says a different name)
HH: No! Y!
P: Hmmm ... Y! Since I got him. And you are?
HH: The woman savior.
P: Mrs Saviour. I put them through it.
HH: Yes, thank you, bye.
P: Tschühüß Mrs Saviour!
HH: Yeah thanks.
(Dingeldingeldingel)
P: Hello Ms. Savior?
HH: Mr. Y?
P: No, it's me, the doorman!
HH: The Lord of Y is not there?
P: No, Mrs Saviour.
HH: Then ... Just try it once with his colleagues? Someone has even represented him.
P: who supposed to represent?
HH: That I do not know yet. They work there yet.
P: I am the gatekeeper!
HH: Well, the boss called Z.
P: I do not know.
HH: This is the newsroom culture.
P: Culture! Yes, I've heard before.
HH: Put me through?
P: culture, Heiland woman that I can do.
HH: Prima. Thank you.
P: Well then, Mrs Saviour. Culture, yes?
HH: Jaha. Thank you.
P: Goodbye, Mrs Saviour!
HH: Bye!
(Dingeldingeldingel)
P: Mrs Saviour?
HH (hangs up)
Monday, August 16, 2010
Use Chair As Dips Machine
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Words For Card On Anniversary Of Death
Friday, August 13, 2010
Colors For A 40th Birthday
personnel, new personnel
clothing store saleswoman
HH
V
HH (looks around so)
V (follows her at every turn)
HH looks (nervous about shoulder)
V smiles (offensive)
HH goes (on)
V (to follow)
HH (sighs): I just look at whether ...
V: Can I help you ?
HH: No, I think you have not found here. I've seen the Internet as a sweater and thought that I watch in real time with you ... But you do not.
V: What was he doing out?
HH (describes)
V (listening very attentively, frowns): No, we do not have.
HH: Exactly. Then I ordered him to me easily on the Internet.
V: So who would have noticed me. Absolutely.
HH: I can so easily be online ...
V: You know, we have not all what is in our web shop.
HH: Yes, is not bad, I ordered him to me just at home ...
V: Some things are only online, not in stores.
HH: Does not matter. I ordered ...
V: But we can even in the current catalog to see if he's in there.
HH: No, I can not ...
V: Here. See it here somewhere?
HH: No, but that's OK, I'll just order ...
V: And then we have this catalog, but that's just for us, so we order the things.
HH: No, really, because you must not now ... I give him to me but on the internet ...
V: Then let's see ... Hm ... (Browsing) No, That's different ... What about the here?
HH: Uh ...
V: I know that's just the pattern, one not seen much. (Browsing)
HH: I can order it really me on the web.
V: Well, I'm afraid I can not help you at all.
HH (exhausted): Perfectly fine!
V: I would ask that you order the sweater on the Internet if that's okay for you.
HH: Yes, oh, that's a good idea. With the Internet.
V (radiated): Well, fine, that I could help you at least a little!
clothing store saleswoman
HH
V
HH (looks around so)
V (follows her at every turn)
HH looks (nervous about shoulder)
V smiles (offensive)
HH goes (on)
V (to follow)
HH (sighs): I just look at whether ...
V: Can I help you ?
HH: No, I think you have not found here. I've seen the Internet as a sweater and thought that I watch in real time with you ... But you do not.
V: What was he doing out?
HH (describes)
V (listening very attentively, frowns): No, we do not have.
HH: Exactly. Then I ordered him to me easily on the Internet.
V: So who would have noticed me. Absolutely.
HH: I can so easily be online ...
V: You know, we have not all what is in our web shop.
HH: Yes, is not bad, I ordered him to me just at home ...
V: Some things are only online, not in stores.
HH: Does not matter. I ordered ...
V: But we can even in the current catalog to see if he's in there.
HH: No, I can not ...
V: Here. See it here somewhere?
HH: No, but that's OK, I'll just order ...
V: And then we have this catalog, but that's just for us, so we order the things.
HH: No, really, because you must not now ... I give him to me but on the internet ...
V: Then let's see ... Hm ... (Browsing) No, That's different ... What about the here?
HH: Uh ...
V: I know that's just the pattern, one not seen much. (Browsing)
HH: I can order it really me on the web.
V: Well, I'm afraid I can not help you at all.
HH (exhausted): Perfectly fine!
V: I would ask that you order the sweater on the Internet if that's okay for you.
HH: Yes, oh, that's a good idea. With the Internet.
V (radiated): Well, fine, that I could help you at least a little!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Dress Removing By Women In Japan Movie
enlightenment
On the train between Troisdorf, Cologne-Deutz.
A woman (center 50)
Mrs B (so)
A: No, nit, in Uurlaub, planned manner rather annen Usszick.
B: Oh, and how moral uss dat?
A: Eastern jonn INNET monastery. Hann severally Jätte jesinn in Färnseh 'Droeven.
B: INNET Kluuster, zo dä Mönsche?
A: Weeß nit, wievill useful Thurs Ävver the HANNspree Thurs Meester ne.
B: What? Inn Asia?
A: Nah, in Danish Schwizz.
B: Oh? And Thurs Boddhiste hann?
A: Usage Meester Kütt extra and do dat with uss. So, do you have dat for adjusting esu: mer Haale en dä Schnüss week.
B: Enn week without lamenting? Dat künnt nit manner.
A: Yes, dat jeht. Thurs wääs Thurs janz zoröckjeworfe up sporadically.
B: Nee, wat shall severally for do!
A: Since liehrste know sporadically rich table!
B (waves from): American driving but nit in Danish and Schwizz saach new place. Usage must table at the close or hen weekend rümmsitze cross-legged and meditate. Dat deht but wih!
A: Dat is with Loof. Drissisch MiNote Loof, then ram seats. In Japan loof se Vezich Minot, ävver drissisch in Europe.
B: And then sit and wedder Haale Schnüss dä?
A: Meditate. Since denkstde ÖVV conditions Uppjawe yet that will jibt dä Meester.
B: What? Räschenuppjawe?
A: No, su Uppjawe that had intell .. Inter .. Emm Kopp solvent. Ävver the kannste nit solvent, because the jibt chins sense. Ie, it nonsense. Tosh.
B: And the warümm krisste?
A: Well, you still think esu, and then at some stage Jehst Meester, Danish and then you gently whether de bess erleuschtet.
B: Oh, dat ess and then last Stuuf dä?
A: No, why?
B: Eastern thought, it Erleuschtung dä last Stuuf, and then for cries Nueu chemistry.
A: Nope erleuschtet useful, jeht emmer. Dat jiddet einmol, zweimol or dreimol. And then jeht et ram away. That esu short, dat nit bliev.
B: Ahsu, thought and severally, et dic for emmer.
A: No, only briefly.
B: Ävver it dat dat nit goal of meaningful erleuschtet the Eng?
A: The goal nit Sun wipe table. Et jeht only OEM dä Wääsch. Principal fields dä Wääsch stimmp, do it dat goal janz ejal.
B: Well, the current Simma Duex. He moss eruss manner. Is dat dat present Danish Wääsch or goal?
A: Dat weeß present uch nit manner.
(Dialectal transferred from Andreas Izquierdo )
A: No, not vacation, I was thinking more of such a break.
B: Oh. And how will that look?
A: I go to the monastery. But Buddhist. I've seen something on television about it.
B: To the monastery to the monks?
A: Do not know how many monks are there. In any case, since the Masters.
B: And this is in Asia?
A: No, in Switzerland.
B: Oh! Since there are Buddhists?
A: The Master is extra and does it with us. So that you have to imagine you so. We are quiet for a week.
B: A quiet week? I can not.
A: Yes. As you will all thrown back on yourself.
B: No, what I want for there!
A: As you learn to know you quite right.
B (waves from): I'm going but not to Switzerland and keep quiet for a week. You have to be at the end probably sit around all day still cross-legged and meditate. That really hurts.
A: This is with running. Thirty minutes walk, and sit again. In Japan they run forty minutes, but in Europe are thirty.
B: And then sit back and be silent?
A: meditation. You think after over a task that is one of the masters.
B: How ne sum?
A: No, so ne task that one has to solve international intell ... ... in the head. But that can not be solved, because that makes no sense. This is nonsense. Sun nonsense.
B: And why do you get?
A: Well as you might think about it after, and then you go some time to master, and then tells you whether you are enlightened.
B: Oh, and this is the last step?
A: No, why?
B: I thought, Enlightenment is the final stage, and then there's nothing more then?
A: Nope. Can always be enlightened. The kannste once in a lifetime, or twice or thrice. And then it goes away again. This is sometimes so short that remains not so.
B: I see. I thought it would be forever.
A: Nope. Only briefly.
B: But is it not the goal to be enlightened in the end?
A: The goal is not so important. It's all about the road. The main thing, the path is correct, because the target does not matter.
B: Yeah, now we are already in Deutz. Since I have to get out. Is this goal or path?
A: I do not know now.
On the train between Troisdorf, Cologne-Deutz.
A woman (center 50)
Mrs B (so)
A: No, nit, in Uurlaub, planned manner rather annen Usszick.
B: Oh, and how moral uss dat?
A: Eastern jonn INNET monastery. Hann severally Jätte jesinn in Färnseh 'Droeven.
B: INNET Kluuster, zo dä Mönsche?
A: Weeß nit, wievill useful Thurs Ävver the HANNspree Thurs Meester ne.
B: What? Inn Asia?
A: Nah, in Danish Schwizz.
B: Oh? And Thurs Boddhiste hann?
A: Usage Meester Kütt extra and do dat with uss. So, do you have dat for adjusting esu: mer Haale en dä Schnüss week.
B: Enn week without lamenting? Dat künnt nit manner.
A: Yes, dat jeht. Thurs wääs Thurs janz zoröckjeworfe up sporadically.
B: Nee, wat shall severally for do!
A: Since liehrste know sporadically rich table!
B (waves from): American driving but nit in Danish and Schwizz saach new place. Usage must table at the close or hen weekend rümmsitze cross-legged and meditate. Dat deht but wih!
A: Dat is with Loof. Drissisch MiNote Loof, then ram seats. In Japan loof se Vezich Minot, ävver drissisch in Europe.
B: And then sit and wedder Haale Schnüss dä?
A: Meditate. Since denkstde ÖVV conditions Uppjawe yet that will jibt dä Meester.
B: What? Räschenuppjawe?
A: No, su Uppjawe that had intell .. Inter .. Emm Kopp solvent. Ävver the kannste nit solvent, because the jibt chins sense. Ie, it nonsense. Tosh.
B: And the warümm krisste?
A: Well, you still think esu, and then at some stage Jehst Meester, Danish and then you gently whether de bess erleuschtet.
B: Oh, dat ess and then last Stuuf dä?
A: No, why?
B: Eastern thought, it Erleuschtung dä last Stuuf, and then for cries Nueu chemistry.
A: Nope erleuschtet useful, jeht emmer. Dat jiddet einmol, zweimol or dreimol. And then jeht et ram away. That esu short, dat nit bliev.
B: Ahsu, thought and severally, et dic for emmer.
A: No, only briefly.
B: Ävver it dat dat nit goal of meaningful erleuschtet the Eng?
A: The goal nit Sun wipe table. Et jeht only OEM dä Wääsch. Principal fields dä Wääsch stimmp, do it dat goal janz ejal.
B: Well, the current Simma Duex. He moss eruss manner. Is dat dat present Danish Wääsch or goal?
A: Dat weeß present uch nit manner.
(Dialectal transferred from Andreas Izquierdo )
A: No, not vacation, I was thinking more of such a break.
B: Oh. And how will that look?
A: I go to the monastery. But Buddhist. I've seen something on television about it.
B: To the monastery to the monks?
A: Do not know how many monks are there. In any case, since the Masters.
B: And this is in Asia?
A: No, in Switzerland.
B: Oh! Since there are Buddhists?
A: The Master is extra and does it with us. So that you have to imagine you so. We are quiet for a week.
B: A quiet week? I can not.
A: Yes. As you will all thrown back on yourself.
B: No, what I want for there!
A: As you learn to know you quite right.
B (waves from): I'm going but not to Switzerland and keep quiet for a week. You have to be at the end probably sit around all day still cross-legged and meditate. That really hurts.
A: This is with running. Thirty minutes walk, and sit again. In Japan they run forty minutes, but in Europe are thirty.
B: And then sit back and be silent?
A: meditation. You think after over a task that is one of the masters.
B: How ne sum?
A: No, so ne task that one has to solve international intell ... ... in the head. But that can not be solved, because that makes no sense. This is nonsense. Sun nonsense.
B: And why do you get?
A: Well as you might think about it after, and then you go some time to master, and then tells you whether you are enlightened.
B: Oh, and this is the last step?
A: No, why?
B: I thought, Enlightenment is the final stage, and then there's nothing more then?
A: Nope. Can always be enlightened. The kannste once in a lifetime, or twice or thrice. And then it goes away again. This is sometimes so short that remains not so.
B: I see. I thought it would be forever.
A: Nope. Only briefly.
B: But is it not the goal to be enlightened in the end?
A: The goal is not so important. It's all about the road. The main thing, the path is correct, because the target does not matter.
B: Yeah, now we are already in Deutz. Since I have to get out. Is this goal or path?
A: I do not know now.
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Best Push Up Bra From Victoria's Secret
Douglas.
HH
saleswoman V
HH (stands in front of the Chanel stuff and wants to take after the person sought, than ...)
V: Can I help what?
HH: nail polish. Dark purple.
V: Well, then, which is not available here. We would have time ...
HH: Yes, there is. It is called "Vendetta."
V (silent)
HH: I know.
V: Then we have just not there.
HH (takes the bottle) that I want.
V: But he is almost black.
HH: Dark purple.
V (piqued): If you think ... You still need a base coat.
HH: Yeah well. (Will reach for it)
V (HH pushes to another stand): Since we do not even have to take the expensive. Here from this company, there are also ... Moment ... Not here ...
HH (taking the base coat from the rack): The here?
V: No, this is more of a treat for that will not be as base coat.
HH (reading): to be used as a base coat.
V: Ah. All right. If you mean.
HH: It stands on it yet.
V (piqued): I'm not saying that.
HH: If it still does it say?
V (very peeved): I sometimes bring everything to the checkout. Yes they have everything now?
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